Since I find my search terms so entertaining, I've decided to make them a weekly feature. Say hello to Search Term Thursdays!*
Today's search terms are brought to you by the nutters who used Google to find my blog between the hours of
2012 Jan 11 12:00 – 2012 Jan 12 11:00.
*Why not make it "Search Terms Tuesday", you ask? Because today is Thursday and I just thought of the idea and I don't want to wait five days to publish this post.
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Bahaha... What!?!
ReplyDeleteRight?? That's what I'm sayin'!
DeleteWait...I missed the slutty prom dress post? Damn!
ReplyDeleteI'm really sad that particular term keeps coming up, actually, because it links to a post with pictures of my niece in a prom dress! That's what I get for talking about how hard it is to find a dress that isn't slutty, I guess.
DeletePlease can we make this a real thing?? It will sweep the nation! It's amazing. You look terrible! I am cracking UP.
ReplyDeleteThe real question is...why would anyone search for the phrase "you look terrible" anyway?
DeleteAbsolutely it is a real thing, from here out. Every Thursday...if I remember.
Hahaha I was gonna blog about this last night 'cause I've had some absolute crackers these past few weeks. XD I think, 'bit shit' 'fuck ugly' and "face licking" are me faves. Though somebody did search for 'lay the place to waste like' then found me. O_o
ReplyDeleteI think EVERYONE should do these posts weekly! I don't understand SEO (clearly).
DeleteI'm always amazed about search terms, and what Google presents as a result... Glad you make it into a weekly thing, because it's real funny :).
ReplyDeleteI'm glad too, because I've had blogger's block lately. It will be nice to have a post every week that's practically written for me. :)
DeleteI didn't know...I'm sorry. Forgive me? :o(
ReplyDeleteOh, it's not your fault! I have nothing against people who want to see slutty prom dresses--they won't find one on that post anyway! :)
DeleteI was wondering who's looking for a "slutty prom dress" and "you look terrible". Seems like they run out of synonymous words for slutty.
ReplyDeleteMaybe "revealing"? Nobody searches for that, though. It sounds too proper.
DeleteThat first one creeps me out!! When I wrote a post about guilty pleasures a couple of months ago, my google stats thing said that someone had googled "Guilty pleasures dog picture" EWW!!! My post was about cheesy music damnit!
ReplyDeleteSUPER creepy, but yours is worse! Ew! Freaks!
DeleteDone and done. Now we all have to do it. Yay!
ReplyDeleteI hope the FBI has whoever searched that first term on their radar!
ReplyDeleteI hope so too! That dude has issues.
DeleteMan i could totally do this too. Do you know what kind of shit my blog attracts??!!?!? Holy shit its crazy lol
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine--you should do it, as long as it doesn't get you on a government watch list.
DeleteYoure fascinated by stats aren't you? I'm gonna have to check mine out and see if I have anything near as provocative as yours. I'm hoping for atleast one search of "crazy awesome Mexican". [fingers crossed] ;)
ReplyDeleteI'll go comment on your blog calling you that so that you'll get the hits from it. You're welcome.
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