When I used to shine shoes at the Hyatt in Sacramento, I would show off my crazy shoulder/arm skills often. This would lead to men coming back to town months later, but this time with friends. Did they all want me to shine their shoes? No! The guys had heard about my crazy arm, and they wanted to see it in person. I was a circus act, and they didn't even tip me for it.
So, here's what people were coming from all over the world to gawk at:
...and you didn't even have to leave your house to see it.